Big Shaq – Man’s Not Hot lyrics

[Intro]
Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man’s not hot, never hot
Skrrat (GottiOnEm), skidi-kat-kat
Boom

[Verse 1]
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
Everyday man’s on the block
Smoke trees (ah)
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda)
He’s got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy)
He’s got the frisbee (shew)
I trap, trap, trap on the phone
Movin’ that cornflakes
Rice Krispies
Hold tight, my girl Whitney (my G)
On, on, on, on, on the road doin’ ten toes
Like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze
I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin’)
If she ain’t on it, I ghost
Hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
You donut
Nose long like garden hose

[Chorus]
I tell her man’s not hot
I tell her man’s not hot
The girl told me, “Take off your jacket”
I said, “Babes, man’s not hot” (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, “Take off your jacket”
I said, “Babes, man’s not hot” (never hot)

[Verse 2]
Hop out the four-door with the .44
It was one, two, three and four (us, man)
Chillin’ in the corridor (yo)
Your dad is forty-four (uh)
And he’s still callin’ man for a draw (look at him)
Let him know
When I see him
I’m gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take man’s Twix by force (take it)
Send man’s shop by force (send him)
Your girl knows I’ve got the sauce (flexin’)
No ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy)
Raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah

[Refrain]
The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
Skya (ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
Poom, poom
You don’ know

[Chorus]
I tell her man’s not hot (man’s not)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, “Take off your jacket”
I said, “Babes, man’s not hot” (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, “Take off your jacket”
I said, “Babes, man’s not hot”

[Bridge]
Man can never be hot (never hot)
Perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Effect (come on)
You didn’t hear me, did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that)
Or spray (shhh)
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)

[Refrain]
The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
Skya (ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
Poom, poom
You don’ know

[Outro]
Big Shaq
Man’s not hot
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
40 degrees and man’s not hot (come on)
Yo, in the sauna
Man’s not hot (never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap

Big Shaq – Man’s Not Hot (Christmas Edition) lyrics

[Intro]
Yo (oh yeah), Big Shaq, the one and only
Man’s not hot, never hot (oh YEAH)

Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom

[Verse 1]
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
Everyday man’s on the block
Smoke trees (ah)
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda, oh yeah)
He’s got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy)
He’s got the frisbee (shew)
I trap, trap, trap on the phone (oh yeah)
Movin’ that cornflakes
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney
On, on, on, on, on the road doin’ ten toes (oh yeah)
Like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze
I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin’)
If she ain’t on it, I ghost (hah!)
Look at your nose
You donut, nose long like garden hose

[Chorus]
I tell her man’s not hot (oh yeah), I tell her man’s not hot
The girl told me, “Take off your jacket”
I said, “Babes, man’s not hot” (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot, oh yeah)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, “Take off your jacket”
I said, “Babes, man’s not hot” (never hot)

[Verse 2]
Hop out the four-door with the .44
It was one, two, three and four (us man)
Chillin’ in the corridor (yo)
Your dad is forty-four (uh)
And he’s still callin’ man for a draw (look at him)
Let him know
When I see him
I’m gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take man’s Twix by force (take it, oh yeah)
Send man’s shop by force (send it, oh yeah)
Your girl knows I’ve got the sauce (flexin’)
No ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy, oh yeah)
Raw sauce (oh yeah)
Ah, ah

[Refrain]
The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
Skya (ah), du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
Poom, poom, you don’ know

[Chorus]
I tell her man’s not hot (man’s not)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, “Take off your jacket”
I said, “Babes, man’s not hot” (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, “Take off your jacket”
I said, “Babes, man’s not hot”

[Bridge]
Man can never be hot (never hot)
Perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Effect (come on)
You didn’t hear me, did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that, oh yeah)
Or spray (shhh, oh yeah)
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)

[Refrain]
The ting goes skrrrahh (ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (boom)
Skya (ah), du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (dun)
Poom, poom, you don’ know
(Oh yeah)
Never hot, come on
(Oh yeah)
Never hot
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)

Cam O’bi – TenderHeaded (feat. Smino)

[Chorus]
How come I can’t do what fuck I want do?
How come, how come?
Tryna get this skraight, no damn hot comb through
How come, how come?
Weavin’ through the naps, dreams been on hold
Since my cradle hit the flo
Tender head, my denim skrong
Yea, yea, yea, yeaaaaaah

[Verse 1: Cam O’bi]
Remember when I was a kiddo, growin’ up in the middle
Windows lining my smile, silver teeth underneath my pillow
A nigga had a nappy head like a Brillo pad
Sister said I need to do somethin’ about them beedy-beed naps
Snackin’ on Andy Capp’s with a pickle and a quarter water
Walked in the barbershop asked me what I wanted
I told that man I wanted to look like Superman
But when he had the long hair
You know, kinda like Michael Jackson?
The damn barber just started laughin’
I cried as he gave me that bald fade
Afro puffs hit the flo’, symbolic of sheddin’ my innocence
I guess I thought they were magicians or alchemists or mathematicians
With algebraic, calculus algorithms designed to cure me of my nappiness
Like a perm burned off my happiness, I sat silently acquiescent, pitfalls of adolescence
Spitballs and scrabble sessions and tattle-tales
Playing around in the hallway like one of Santa’s elves
"You wanna goto jail?", "Hell naw, mister security!"
Got sent to the principal for my potty mouth
Talkin’ bout some, "give me your number so we can call the house"
But gimme got shot, so the ink stainin’ my record now
You pull a comb thru my afro that shit’ll crackle like a bowl full of Rice Krispies
Rollin’ my innocence in a cigarillo like

[Chorus]
How come I can’t do what fuck I want do?
How come, how come?
Tryna get this skraight, no damn hot comb through
How come, how come?
Weavin’ through the naps, dreams been on hold
Since my cradle hit the flo
Tender head, my denim skrong
How come, how come?
How come I can’t say what fuck I want say?
How come, how come?
Tender braids, but I can’t make my eyes rain
How come, how come?
Yanked straight from my naps, dead on my comb
When my cradle hit the flo’
Tender head, my genes on swole
Yea, yea, yea, yeaaaaaaah

[Verse 2: Smino]
I don’t wanna sing the Star-Spangled Banner
Unless it’s produced by David Banner
Elbows on the lunch table, eatin’ on a gravy sammich
Lil’ nigga, no table manners
Crazy it attracted shawty’s
On the back of the bus gettin’ neck had a knack for noggin’
Lil’ nick at nighttime
Googlin’ booty, beauty illusions polluted and deep-rooted in my mind
My block was a Rubix
Anywhere you turned, the shit was hot around the clock
And they could not ice cube it, damn
Mama, I don’t like this school shit
Fuck an alogarithm, I’ll log into the music, damn
Daddy, I don’t like this school shit
I beat the desk until my knuckles bleed
All my teachers think I’m challenged mentally
But my mental skrong, know who I wanna be
Instantly began a surgery
Bada-bing, Voila!, made wings wit the words, Hallelujah, Yah bitch, Yah!
All my blessings came when I accepted I’m not y’all
I been put it down the line like laundry
They told find something more concrete
Now a lil’ nigga breakin’ concrete
Praises to God I ain’t no convict
They’ll never take away my confidence

[Chorus]
How come I can’t do what fuck I want do?
How come, how come?
Tryna get this skraight, no damn hot comb through
How come, how come?
Weavin’ through the naps, dreams been on hold
Since my cradle hit the flo
Tender head, my denim skrong
How come, how come?
How come I can’t say what fuck I want say?
How come, how come?
Tender braids, but I can’t make my eyes rain
How come, how come?
Yanked straight from my naps, dead on my comb
When my cradle hit the flo’
Tender head, my genes on swole
Yea, yea, yea, yeaaaaaaah

Big Shaq – Man’s Not Hot

[Intro]
Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man’s not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom

[Verse 1]
Two plus two is four, minus one that’s three, quick maths
Everyday man’s on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asnee (my brotha), he’s got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy), he’s got the frisbee
I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin’ that cornflakes
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl, Whitney (my G)
On the road doin’ ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin’)
If she ain’t on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose fam)
You donut, nose long like garden hose

[Chorus]
I tell her man’s not hot, I tell her man’s not hot
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man’s not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man’s not hot" (never hot)

[Verse 2]
Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
Chillin’ in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
And he’s still callin’ man for a draw (look at him), let him know
When I see him, I’m gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take man’s Twix by force (take it), send man shop by force (send him)
Your girl knows I’ve got the sauce (flexin’), no ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah

[Bridge]
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know

[Chorus]
I tell her man’s not hot, I tell her man’s not hot
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man’s not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man’s not hot" (never hot)

[Verse 3]
Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Effect (come on), you didn’t hear me did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that), or spray
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)

[Bridge]
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom

[Outro]
You dun know, Big Shaq
Man’s not hot
I tell her man’s not hot (never hot)
40 degrees and man’s not hot (come on)
Yo, in the sauna, man’s not hot (never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap