Royce Da 5’9″ – Twilight Zone (The Bar Exam 4 Album)

[Chorus]
What is competition
I guess I never know
These niggas sound like clones
I’m in the twilight zone
I’ll murder every MC on your list
You can count on me to do it
Until I’m there and I’m the only one
I’m in the twilight zone to some
I’m in the twilight zone

[Verse 1]
And I’m your host for this evening, Rod Serling
I was supposed to defeat these odds early
I hope you don’t think that my focus shifted with my sober shit
I’m still the coldest with the flow, I still be holding loaded clips
I just be wearing clothes that fit, financially I’m comfortable
But to the young and broke I appear old and rich
My advice is hang around me, then you might be learning some
Only problem is you niggas clowns and when I’m ’round you I stick out like Sherman Klump
Hitchhike and wearing Pee Wee Herman thumb
I’m just a bird who gets the worm and when it comes to flipping words
I’m sicker with the terms than a determined Trump
I’m here for earning till the sermon’s done
Get out my ear with shit that’s not my biz, chump
You will get off ’cause we don’t offer tea
You will get turned to Kermit lunch
And you ain’t worth the money my attorney wants

[Chorus]
What is competition
I guess I never know
These niggas sound like clones
I’m in the twilight zone
I’ll murder every MC on your list
You can count on me to do it
Until I’m there and I’m the only one
I’m in the twilight zone to some
I’m in the twilight zone

[Verse 2]
Load up the choppers to go at the genre
Look out the window like brother Malcolm
But no one was out there, this how
We ride on our enemy, but naw, I ain’t shot you
I just looked you in your eyes, with the nine in your mouth
Cause niggas been murdered over hip hop, B.I.G., ‘Pac
You a artist them niggas died for you so now you ain’t got too
Uh, for yo’ hoe shit, these boys bled
They opened doors for you to hide behind decoys, feds
Hip hop, they got they own police behind these stories, yeah
You might be killed because you wearing blue and he wore red
I’d prolly be dead if I never elevated my skill
I invaded they projects in the elevator with steel
Cause they just imitations, shit, this how the truth sound
When them credits roll, your label gon’ tell me you got the juice now

[Chorus]
What is competition
I guess I never know
These niggas sound like clones
I’m in the twilight zone
I’ll murder every MC on your list
You can count on me to do it
Until I’m there and I’m the only one
I’m in the twilight zone to some
I’m in the twilight zone

[Verse 3]
I’m truly mesmerized by all your desperate lies and uzi threats
Your wifey sleeping on me? Cool, I seen that she needs a beauty rest
I give my man that look, that’s it, he gon’ see to it that you be dead
You give your man that look, that’s it, y’all newlywed
The crew nice, your crew got ice, my crew ISIS, my crew beheads
Them Slaughterhouse conglomerates, them jugger[?]nauts
The thug anomaly hugging on nines and be loving your mama not
When drama pop we never on the opposite side of a homicide
Never, everybody knows us, the murderous
Joe, Joell, 5’9" and Crook, hide your rhyming book
We been around a long time, that’s how much time it took
And if I could move mountains why would I care how to climb it, look

[Chorus]
What is competition
I guess I never know
These niggas sound like clones
I’m in the twilight zone
I’ll murder every MC on your list
You can count on me to do it
Until I’m there and I’m the only one
I’m in the twilight zone to some
I’m in the twilight zone

Eminem – Ass Like That

The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true
I ain’t never seen a ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing

The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer
She’s shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think I’mma answer
Police saying ‘freeze!’: doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, ‘freeze’? Please, I’m a human being!
I have needs! I’m NOT done, not ’til I’m finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing
Mr. Officer! I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee
Pee, pee, yes, I make R&B, I sing song
It go Ring-a-Chong, a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Chong-Ching
Psych! I joke, I joke! I keed, I keed!
If I offend, I’m sorry! Please, please, forgive!
For I am Triumph the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away anything I say and you will love it!

The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an – ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing doing doing
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Nick, I ain’t never seen a ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee goes
Doing doing doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying ‘freeze!’: doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, ‘freeze’? Geez, I just got my seat!
I have ticket, look, I put it away, my zipper’s zipped!
Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please
I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m Pee Wee Herman, this movie’s PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
Free, yes free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you’ll laugh
Cause there’s a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an – ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough, so
I ain’t never seen her butt like that
Maybe next year, I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo
I need a new boyfriend!" Hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying ‘freeze!’: doing, doing, doing
What do you mean, ‘freeze’? My computers will be seized
And my keys, to my ranch, I just bake cookies
Mr. Officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me! No, not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word ‘pee-pee’
Pee, on the radio but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit!
Psych! I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed
I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quick!
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Ah-nuld, get dowwwn!

The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an – ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please
I ain’t never seen a – ass like that
Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The fuck is wrong with you?
Ha!