YUNGBLUD – King Charles lyrics

[Intro]
Stop being a twatty, brap
Happy, be fucking happy

[Verse 1]
And I’ll admit I’ve never been broke but I have been broken
Shout in silence, while searching for a token
Out of kindness
This one’s for you King Charles, you mess with the people
Took the taxes to fund the evil
Sound familiar?
The mindless divide us, but when we need guidance, you give us the silence
It’s spineless and blindless, we will buy back, not sit here smiling
While they used to attack the student loans and the first time homes, it’s time to know
That at the moment, they’re neglecting the young, it’s really scary being under 21

[Chorus]
Honey, we want your money
Get out your wallet and give us your
Money and you may as well
Throw in your soul

[Interlude]
Sorry, mate
Eh, we’re taking your car, brap

[Verse 2]
I see you just royal pretending, too sober to spend us
You talk about lease but then no one surrenders
From a cynical man, with no fucking plan
When it all goes wrong, there’ll no confession
Only a digression, a concession, a society’s aggression
We’ll create a phenomenal compression, on the heads of the youth
What do we do?
Say what do we do, man, what do we do?
What do we do, man, what do we do?

[Chorus]
Honey, we want your money
Get out your wallet and give us your
Money and you may as well
Give us your soul

[Bridge]
Mister, we’re taking your car now, sir
We’re taking your car now, sir
We’re just taking your car now, sir
We’re just taking your car now, sir

[Chorus]
Honey, we want your money
Get out your wallet and give us your
Money and you may as well
Throw in your soul, brap
Honey, we want your money
Get out your wallet and give us your
Money and you may as well
Throw in your soul

Horrible Histories – Charles II lyrics

[Intro]
My name is, my name is
My name is, Charles ii!

[Verse 1]
I love the people
And the people love me
So much that they restored
The English monarchy!

[Verse 2]
I’m part Scottish, French, Italian
A little bit Dane
But one hundred percent party animal
Champagne?

[Verse 3]
Spaniels I adored
Named after me too
Like me, they were fun
With a nutty hair do!

[Verse 4]
Is today my birthday?
I can’t recall
Let’s have a party anyway
Because I love a masked ball!

[Chorus]
All hail, the king!
Of bling! Let’s sing!
Bells ring! Ding ding!
I’m the king who brought back partying!

[Verse 5]
King Charles, my daddy
Lost his throne
And kings were banned
They chopped off his head
Then Olly Cromwell ruled the land

[Verse 6]
Old Olly wasn’t jolly
He was glum, and he was proud
Would be miserable as sin
Only sinning’s not allowed!

[Verse 7]
When Olly died, the people said
‘Charlie, me hearty!
Get rid of his dull laws
Come back, we’d rather party!

[Verse 8]
This action’s what they called
The monarchy restoration
Which naturally was followed
By a huge celebration!

[Chorus]
The King of Eng! (Land say!)
No sin! Too sing! (Okay!)
Or anything!
All say, I’m the king who brought back partying!

[Verse 9]
Great London Fire was a whopper!
In my reign, London city came a-cropper!
So this king did what was right and proper
Fought the fire, proved I’m more than a bopper
I’m a fire stopper!

[Verse 10]
Married Catherine Braganza
She was a love so true
There would never be another
Well… Maybe one or two!

[Verse 11]
Lucy Walter Nell Gwynne
Moll Davies Barbara Villiers
You think that’s bad
But her name’s not as silly as
Hortense Mancini!

[Verse 12]
As king, I must admit
I broke the wedding rules
But who cares when I brought back
The crown jewels?
I reinstated Christmas
Make up, sports and even plays
I was the merry monarch
They were good old days!

[Chorus]
When said and done!
King Charles did run!
England for fun!
I was the king loved by everyone
My song is done!

[Outro]
Party anyone?