Half Man Half Biscuit – Mod Diff V Diff Hard Severe lyrics

[Verse 1]
Upon a ledge I could do with chalk
I’d only gone for a sensible walk
I didn’t bank on espying your form
You said you were Yosemite bound
You said we’d never get off the ground.

[Verse 2]
I’m well aware it’s a love in vain
You’re a peak I can never attain
I’m so low level I’m in the drain
Grade one loose scree, I’m ok
Trapped on Cloggy though, no way.

[Chorus]
Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard severe
How do I climb out of here?
Half past crag fast here I cling
Call me a blockhead, a shell of a man
Call Llanberis quick as you can.

[Break]
Dreams are wheeling on thermals
Streams of thought gone awry
Schemes embarked on sent reeling
Whaling the tar out of me.
Call out to the ghost of Kirkus
I call out to the ghost of Kirkus.

[Verse 3]
You say I’m stupid, you say I’m a clown
You call me Incapability Brown
So you’re the best chance of getting me down
Ropeless maybe, hopeless no
My Jacket’s pumpkin: Paramo.

[Chorus]
Mod. Diff. Vdiff. Hard severe
Won’t you winch me out of here
Head cam, dead ram not my scene
M E N L O V E
Let me have myself in thee.